(Source: dulect)





Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill


girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

The timing in which people enter your life is very important.
so true  (via lahoy)

(Source: black--lamb)


i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????


I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

There might be hundreds of eyes on me but my eyes will always be on you.
(via mydemisee)

(Source: fckyeahtimmy)