we went on a field trip to the zoo last week
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
I don’t know what this is but I love it
this show is actually hilarious.
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck